im a 12 ;)

STOP IT STOP IT FUCKING STOP ITI AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING THIS SHIT. EVERY FUCKING MINUSCULE ASPECT OF OUR SOCIETY IS FLOODED WITH THIS FUCKING FILTH. EMPLOYEES WEAR SEAHAWKS JERSEYS INSTEAD OF UNIFORMS ON GAME DAY, EVERYONE FLIES THEIR FUCKING 12 FLAG ON THEIR CAR WITH THEIR 12 BUMPER STICKER AND WINDOW DECAL AS THEY DRIVE TO MCDONALDS TO BUY THEIR 12 CHICKEN NUGGET PARTY BOX TO RETURN HOME AND SHOUT AT THEIR FUCKING TELEVISIONS LIKE IDIOTS BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING STUPID 12 MEME. HOLY FUCK, EVEN THE CITY BUSES HAVE FUCKING SEAHAWKS LOGOS AND 12'S PLASTERED ALL OVER THEM. THERE IS A FUCKING KIOSK THAT SELLS '12 GEAR' OFF THE INTERSTATE. COSTCO SELLS GREEN AND BLUE 12 CAKES AND CUPCAKES, EVERY FUCKING GAME DAY IS A CRASSLY COMMERCIAL BONANZA THAT ASSAULTS EVERY SENSIBILITY I HAVE IN THE ASS, MOUTH AND URETHRA AT FULL FORCE.I HAVE LIVED IN THIS STATE MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN SO FUCKING ASHAMED TO BE A MEMBER OF SUCH A LOATHSOME SOCIETY. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST GREEN BAY, END THIS MEME, END MY TORMENT. THIS IS 10,000 TIMES WORSE THAN THE ICHIRO MARINERS MEME OF 2001, THE SEAHAWKS HAVE THE MOST FUCKING OBNOXIOUS FANBASE IN NFL HISTORY AND THEY WILL ONLY GET WORSE IF THEY WIN ANOTHER SUPERB OWL.

I'd beg to differ. I, for one, love Guy Fieri. He is the embodiment of what every man, woman, or child should strive to be. He is absolutely stoked every minute of every hour of every day, unable to feel any negative emotion. His bombastic euphoria allows him to even brave the shittiest of Friday's appetizers with a grand smile on his face, utilizing unnecessary adjectives like "killer" or "kickin" or perhaps even "poppalicious" whilst doing so. He sees adventure everywhere, from the bland realms of Food Network to the prospect of a Friday's in Toledo, Ohio. He is the man who embodies every Smash Mouth song ever written, even going as far as to look like the lead singer of Smash Mouth. He is the essence of every Capri Sun commercial you've ever seen. He is Guy Fieri, the fall-off-the-bone messiah.